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  • My friend reading one of those trivia thingies: What flows through Newcastle, Australia?
  • Me: If this was Soviet Russia, it would be 'the blood of your enemies'

More Nasha Russia

I laughed so hard, I almost started crying

Жорик Вартанов promoing a website for pirating movies

supraspectra:

I am so sad that this is a photoshop.

I am laughing so hard, oh my gosh

supraspectra:

I am so sad that this is a photoshop.

I am laughing so hard, oh my gosh

p51mustang-mizore:

In soviet Russia

Because I found this pretty funny

p51mustang-mizore:

In soviet Russia

Because I found this pretty funny

maryashouldbedoingsomethingelse:

And then there’s this!! :DD

Plot: The chick gets kidnapped by these three bandits (who are paid by her uncle - the dude shown at the beginning of the clip) bcos another dude wants to marry her, but she obviously doesn’t want to marry him (he’s also way older than her). So in this bit the bandits are basically instructed to give her food and entertain her.There’s a few more main characters, but seriously just WATCH IT. It is golden.

Because I know you guys will appreciate

maryashouldbedoingsomethingelse:

Hey guys, hey guys who remembers this?? :D
Such a classic song, so much love for this movie. Classic Soviet cinematography.


Plot in short: The guy with the cast was accidentally mistaken for the guy in the white suit while they were abroad and a bunch of smugglers put the cast on him with thousands of dollars worth of jewellery in it, while he was unconscious, not realising it was the wrong guy. Now the white suit guy (who became friends with him while abroad) has orders to get him really drunk and then deliver him to his buddy so that the buddy can kill him and they can deliver the jewellery to their boss. But it’s a comedy, so everytime they try to get him, something hilarious happens. Like this movie is just so great, Russians everywhere love it to pieces.

Yesssss

Them New Russians…

A New-Russian’s son complains to his father: “Daddy, all my schoolmates are riding the bus, and I look like ablack sheep in this 600 Merc.” — “No worries, son. I’ll buy you a bus, and you’ll ride like everyone else!”

Even more Soviet jokes

A person on a bus tells a joke: “Do you know why policemen always go in pairs?” / “No, why?” / “It’s specialization: one knows how to read, the other — how to write.” / A hand promptly grabs him by the shoulder — a policeman is standing right behind him! “Your papers!” he barks. The hapless person surrenders his papers. The policeman opens them, reads, and nods to his partner: “Write him up a citation for slandering the Soviet Militsiya, Vasya.”

  • My friend reading one of those trivia thingies: What flows through Newcastle, Australia?
  • Me: If this was Soviet Russia, it would be 'the blood of your enemies'

More Nasha Russia

I laughed so hard, I almost started crying

Жорик Вартанов promoing a website for pirating movies

supraspectra:

I am so sad that this is a photoshop.

I am laughing so hard, oh my gosh

supraspectra:

I am so sad that this is a photoshop.

I am laughing so hard, oh my gosh

p51mustang-mizore:

In soviet Russia

Because I found this pretty funny

p51mustang-mizore:

In soviet Russia

Because I found this pretty funny

maryashouldbedoingsomethingelse:

And then there’s this!! :DD

Plot: The chick gets kidnapped by these three bandits (who are paid by her uncle - the dude shown at the beginning of the clip) bcos another dude wants to marry her, but she obviously doesn’t want to marry him (he’s also way older than her). So in this bit the bandits are basically instructed to give her food and entertain her.There’s a few more main characters, but seriously just WATCH IT. It is golden.

Because I know you guys will appreciate

maryashouldbedoingsomethingelse:

Hey guys, hey guys who remembers this?? :D
Such a classic song, so much love for this movie. Classic Soviet cinematography.


Plot in short: The guy with the cast was accidentally mistaken for the guy in the white suit while they were abroad and a bunch of smugglers put the cast on him with thousands of dollars worth of jewellery in it, while he was unconscious, not realising it was the wrong guy. Now the white suit guy (who became friends with him while abroad) has orders to get him really drunk and then deliver him to his buddy so that the buddy can kill him and they can deliver the jewellery to their boss. But it’s a comedy, so everytime they try to get him, something hilarious happens. Like this movie is just so great, Russians everywhere love it to pieces.

Yesssss

Them New Russians…

A New-Russian’s son complains to his father: “Daddy, all my schoolmates are riding the bus, and I look like ablack sheep in this 600 Merc.” — “No worries, son. I’ll buy you a bus, and you’ll ride like everyone else!”

Even more Soviet jokes

A person on a bus tells a joke: “Do you know why policemen always go in pairs?” / “No, why?” / “It’s specialization: one knows how to read, the other — how to write.” / A hand promptly grabs him by the shoulder — a policeman is standing right behind him! “Your papers!” he barks. The hapless person surrenders his papers. The policeman opens them, reads, and nods to his partner: “Write him up a citation for slandering the Soviet Militsiya, Vasya.”

Them New Russians…
Even more Soviet jokes

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